"My AO3 account is going to be like the Magic School Bus meets Crossover City"
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.#excited Russian applause and giggles
Just thought I’d let you guys know that you should totally read the scrolling text on any news broadcast in Ultimate Spiderman because there are gems like this:
Scientists discover new planet, Tony Stark offers to purchase it
Mr Fantastic gives commencement speech to Ivy League grads
Rogue shakes Mayor’s hand for funding new library. Mayor expected to fully recover.
Talking dog calls police and saves…
World’s fastest man wins marathon in 3.6 seconds. Couldn’t be located for comment
Fourth grader wins national spelling bee with “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaugg”
World’s largest ice cream cone melts. Panic in the streets